Who Deez Nuts?
mistergin
Creator of the site and of Lil Lexibles, brother to Duckjob, also known as ginnie or just gin. Web Developer by trade, "criminally insane" by legal designation, Eric is responsible for keeping this thing up and running, paying the bill, and taking the slack for any errors the aforementioned others will produce.
Hooked up with Sheena (and you'll see what I mean with the link ;)), his day consists of working, making bottles, going to school, and doing homework. When he's not busy cleaning up vomit from Lexibles, he's usually talking about cars and houses he's going to get sometime in the future.
Duckjob
Finder of funnies, and uncle to Lexibles, he spends his days hating every minute he has to hear you talk about your latest accident or personal injury claim, and busies himself with ways to murder you should he find means to come in contact with your person. He'll be back in school shortly and filling us suckers in on exactly what a single college freshman does. I have a feeling, he'll also be dealing with a lot of vomit, here's to hoping it's his own!
6'4, 300, and disgruntled, this is not the man you want to yell at because he hurt your feeble sense of self. He actively seeks an outlet for his ninja-like hatred for those whom he hates and even though he doesn't have his own remade rendition of an old kung-fu movie like the guy in Kung-Pao does, he still thinks he could have used his kung-fu grip to kick that cow's ass. He runs Project5682.com and finds reason to live another day by knowing how good it will feel to hate his brother even more tomorrow.
Lil Lexibles
"Babies get soo funny at 5 months!"
"She looks so cute!"
Whatever.
Mess with this chica and she'll slice you like a Thanksgiving turkey. Sure she may look cute when she's modeling for the camera, but make no mistake - short this pimpette for her dough and you'll have a third lung. She has a horrible drinking problem as well, started with just a few shots of rum with her formula, now she's replacing entire jugs of pedialite with vodka.
Due to this "small" drinking problem, she has a habit of relentlessly vomiting. Pick her up, she tosses it, roll her over after a binge, grab a towel. She's usually ok when she's sober, but as she eats ever 4 hours, you never know when she's gonna switch bottles on ya. With one hand grasping her 40, and the other making sure her shank is easily reachable, she's an infant only a daddy could love.
Her new album "Yo Sho'ty, pop dat foo" is due out this Christmas and she's already began writing her follow-up, "Ga-Ga this b*tch" which will carry a parental advisory warning as well. Unfortunately due to the ethical issues of placing this under the "children's listening" corner of Amazon.com, they've pulled plans to list any of her cds.
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